meri dulhan (hindi lang)

Usdin me (mohan) ... Train ko wait kar raha tha... 

Chuk chuk chhuk... Karke train to agaya...but mene.. Train miss kardia.. 

Kyon? 

Just me train pakad ne hi wala tha... Pata nahin aisa laga koi mujhe pichhe se awaj de raha... Tha... 

Mene thode der ruk gaya.. And bas train chhut gaya... 

Usi thand ke raat me... Mujhe train miss karna.. Sahi nahin laga... 

But kuchh to ajeeb tha... Usdin... 

Mujhhe laga ki pichhe se koi... Pehchana sa awaz mujhe bula rahithi... 

When I turned back... 

Koi apna sa... Ankh me nmi leke... Mujhe dekh rahi thi... 

Achank uske najar mere par ai... 

Pta nahin kab mere haath se mera 4 wheeler trolly bag... Fisal kar niche gir gaya tha... 

And ofcource yaar... Wo jo film wala... Thandi hawa... Behne lagatha... 

Background me... Wahi kuchh romantic hindi movi ka... Bichhad ne ka... Music/tune.. Play ho raha tha.... Wait wait... Bichhad ne ka ?... Ok...

Or ho vi kyon na... 5 saal pehle... Isi jagah.. Isi time pe... Mere saath... Jo hua tha... Wo vi to... Aj tak... Me bhul nahin paya... 

Khair... Chhodo... Wo sab... Avi yo filhal... Mere samne ek wahi hi he (meera) ... Jo ki... Wooden seat par bethi hui... He... Or mujhe usi nmi ankhon se dekh rahi he.... Jaise mujhe wo 5 saal pehle... Isi time... Isi jagah dekh rahi thi.... 

Lagta he... Ye jo time he.. Wo.. Falsh back mode pe chali gai he... 

Of cource.. Dono ki dhadkan... Tez hone lagi.. Or itne door se vi... Uska.. Mujhe or mera usko... Ek dusreko apne dhadkan tez hona sunai deta tha... 

Kash.. Mujhe vi ye chahie tha.. Ki koi mujhe aj janese rok le... Islie me ruk vi gaya... And in a coincidence... Bap re... 

Slowly I moved towords her... 

Sat on that wooden bench.... 

She looked at me... Tears in her eyes... 

Mene puchha.... 

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Kaisi he mEri dulhan.... 

Wo mere taraf dekhne lagi.... Or uski ankhon me... Dabi hui kai dinon ki... Gussa... Pyaar... Frustration sab ek saath dikhi mujhe... 

In all of sudden... Wo mujhe pakad ke rone lagi... Bilkul ek chhoti bachhi ke tarah.. 

Wait...no no no...sayad ye uski imagination thi ...ki wo ro padithi...but nahin wo roi nahin...

Mujhe usk ankhon me ... Dekh ke ye laga...

Sayad ye mera behem tha... 

Wo to smile kar rahi thi...but na...wo smil thoda ajib tha...khusi ki..gham ki...ya phir..ankh me kuchh chalagaya wala....asu...

Ok...

Whatever...

May be ...she is all ok...

Are ...kya yaar...kya me hi bolta rahoon...wo kya kehti he to sune ?

She :

Ap kaise ho ?

itne din baad...is jagah ka yaad to nahin aya...?

warna itne raat ko train miss karke ap ek paraye aurat ke saath idhar akele baithe hue agar kisine pakad li to..

(In Slow voice ) ap ke biwi ko bura lagjaega..

Bas itna hi baat sunkar ... Mujhe itna hasi aya....or me hasne lag gaya....or jab haste haste ...mne chup ho gaya...tab dekha ki me us wooden seat par akela betha hua tha...and...log mujhe ajeeb tarah se ghur rahe the...

Sayad jindegi me ye type hasi bahat rare ho chuka tha mera...kabhi kabhi...ye hasi...me feel karta hoon..and miss karta hoon..and aaj khul ke has lie....mujhe kisko dar he...but ..what ?

Tab se me akele bethabhua tha...idhar ?

"Ji nahin", 

Achanka...mere samne koi garma garm cofee ka cup haath me lie....mujhe cofee offer kia...

Me dekha to bolne laga...

Are ...tum the na...?

Mujhe laga me fir se....

She :

Firse ?

Kya aap mujhe pehle vi dekh chuken he ?

Are nahin yaar...

Mere ko laga me firse ...matlab...firse kya ? Kuchh nahin ...chhodo na...kya yaad karna...avi to umr vi ho gaya...chize vul Jate hen...😅

She :ummr...? Me nahin manti....7 saal bit gaya..mujhe to avika hi laghraya...

Achha babu....mujhe na aj ek story sunne ko man kar raha...

Agar tumhe apatti na ho to...kya aj vi apne Dulhan Ko ek story sunaoge ...? 

Halanki... Aj me apna.. Sar... Apne babu ke godi me rakh ke so nahin sakti... But... Aj vi me mere babu ke wo ok.. Mere babu to keh na galat hoga... Hamare us story ko sunna chahunga... 

Mene sauddnly uske taraf dekhn laga...

Or bola ki...

Mera jo pichhla wala kahani hua karta tha...wo ek prince and ek princess ke bare me tha...

But avika jo story hoga na...wo sayad us kalpanik duniase kuchh alag hoke ....

Kuchh real world se hoke gujrega...

Kya aap sunpaenge ?

She :

Itne dinon ke baad mile hen babu...aj to kuchh vi...

Han agar aap ke koi problem na ho to...

Me :

Ok ? Kya problem sirf mujhe he ?apko nahin...

Kya koi app ke lie vi avi gharke intezar nahin kar raha ?

She :

Babu ! Ghar to mera permanent he...ap kahan permanent ho...islie...ake lie kuchh vi...by the way...apk kahani sunn ka mauka .kon Jane age Kavi mile ya na ?

Me :

Kahani to me suru karunga...but kya tumhe thand nahin lagraha ?

Bahat jyada ?

She :

Thand to har roz lagta he babu...chadar odhne wala koi vi to pass hona chahie na ...?

(Slow sad bg music a little bit)

*or ham dono ek dusre ko dekh ne lage... 

Me:

To khani Khan se suru karoon...

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Me chhota bachha tha...jab papa mujhe school me chhod ae...

Ro raha tha...usi time or ek bachhi ko usi tarah uske papa mummy school me chhod gae...

Tab mujhe thoda sookun mila ki...yaar me akele nahin hoon...jiska parents usko school me chhod jate hen...

Mana ki tab se... Mere ko.. Koi saathi mil gaya tha... Jo bolte he na... Soulmate... 

Tavi wo waa feelings tha nahin... But sayad... Intension rab di, wahi tha... 

Yaar Uski har chhoti chhoti baaten... Mujhe itna affect krta he..

Kya bolun... 

Itne chhote chhote the... Jab ham... Dono saath me padhna surunkie the... School... Me... 

Jane anjane me... Kab... Hum log... Apas me... Ghul. Gae the... Wo frndship tha... Pyar tha... And usse vi badkar kuchh... 

But... Kuchh to tha connection... 

Dhire dhire bade hue .... And ...hamarabond strong hota gaya...

Jab ham...event pe paper dance karte the...tab mujhe ...usko pakad k dance karna ...accha lgata tha...

Jab cycle me mne uske pichhe seat me beth ke ...jaya karta tha...to uski balon ke mhk mujhe accha lagta tha....halanki wo ...time Kavi kavi ata tha...mujhe bahana bana ke...cycle k pichhe bethna padta tha...

And mujhe yaad he...jab papa mere lie ek naya scooty  lae the...tab me sab se pehl..usse pichhe bitha ke...sara mahalla ghuma tha...or wo jab kaske mere kamar ko pakad lia karta tha na...wo to...yaar....halanki...wo chiz vi kavi kaabr ..hota tha..jab rastte m koi humps aja ta tha....ham log 7th class me the...jab uski mother ka death ho gaya...

Usdin usko rote hue dekh ke....mujhe bahat rona aya tha...literally...usdin me so nahin paya tha?...  

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She :

Pata he mujhe... Ek dusre ke man ko padh lia karte the... Tavi to... 

Jab usdin raat ko me... 

Akele... 

Kadak ti thand me... Pool ke pass bethi hui thi... Pata nahin kahan se... Wo tapak pada... 

Or mujhe shawal se... Odh lia... 

Tavi manme... Khayal aya tha.. Ki.. Me roz roz udhar jaya karoon... Betha karron... Or tu ae or mujhe aise hi chadar se odhle... 

But.. Tab me ya baat usse pata hone nahin dia tha... 

Thoda attitude dikhake mene puchhi thi... 

"Tu idhar kya kar raha pagal?" 

Or wo bola... 

"mujhe pata tha... Meri princess... Idhar hi hogi... Dil bechen ho rahatha..." 

Mene bataya.... Ki papa nae mummy lane walen hen... 

Ghar... 

Nayee mummy kesi hogi... Kya wo mujh se sauteli ki tarah pes aegi... 

Ye soch ke me heran thi... 

Tab usne bola... 

Is dunia me... Tere lie koi ho na ho... Me hoon... Kavi vi kisi vi mode pe... Tum akeli mehsoos karogi na.... 

Tavi vi... Saath me mujhe hi paogi... 

Itna bolke...meera  thoda dahine ke taraf mud ke.. Ankh se asu pochh ne... Lagi... Jo ki... Itna jyada pata nahin chal rahatha... 

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Mohan :

Aj vi wahi chhoti chizen tumhe farak padti he... Jan ke khusi laga... Yaad vi he... Ye janke.. Bhi khusi ai... 

Par... Han.. Yaar... That time... I really meand it! 

Do din baad... Ladki ki nai mummy ai to purani dost ko ek dum se bhul hi gai.. 

But firvi avi pata chala ki... Tab vi... Wo mujhe like kar ti thi... Mujhe lagta tha... Ki mera liking ek tarfa tha... 

Tin din se school nahin ai... Achanak se... 

Mujhe to laga tha... Ki nai mummy ke pyar me dubi hui he... 

Ek din jab chhup ke chhupake unke ghar me ghusi... To...pAta nahin kaise... Mujhe koi pkd lia... Or... Kya excuse tha... Bina books or bags lie... Padhai karne aya hoon... Wah wah... 

Unke ghar me... Wo nai mumma... Mera bahat... Swagat satkar kie... 

Accha achha khana khilae... Par... Jo vi ho.. Mera najar to uske upar thi... 

But kya kare... Nai mummy se thoda fursat to mile...?.. 

Fir next year....ham thode thode bade ho rahe the... 

Usme sarmane ki khubi nai nai... Ghar bana rahi thi... 

Ham class me saath betha karte the... 

Tiffin share... 

Dhire dhire ek dusre ke saath... Alag angle se accha lagne laga... Sayad... 

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Usdin theatre me ek natak chal raha tha... Or... Me ek baari us natak me jake.. Dekh na chahta tha.. Ki wo hota kya he.. Usme... 

Gharme mana karte the.. Are, rat var jagke natak dekhna... Allowed nahin.. He... 

Tab.. Mene... Uske saath... Matlab hamne.. Ek plan banaye... 

Rat ko chhupte chhupate... Ham log ghar se nikle.. Or... Dono saath me... Theatre me... Entry le lie... 

Title "Atrangi Bride"... Sounds crazy... 

Our first romantic movi saath me... Wait wait.. Dekhne keep. Baat kar raha... 

Story me... Kya hota he... 

"Dono... Pyar karte hen... Fir... Ek din ata he.. Jab... Dono pariwaar... Khusi khusi... Dono ke saadi karwadete hen..." 

But but but... Agar ye hua.. To story kese jamega.. Yaar... Yahi to nahin ho ta... Dono famly.. Oposite thinkngs ke hote hen. Or... Marrage rukwa dete hen... 

To fir bride bolti he... Ki me... Jehr pilungi.. Babu... Is dunia me.. Mera ab kuchh nahin bacha.. 

In a framatic way... Dulha bolta he... 

"O meri dulhan", tu fikr na kar..., koi nahin he.. To hamare saath.. Vagwaan he.  Wo... Milaenge hame... Aise bolte hue.. Dulha dulhan ko le pahanchta he ek mandir me... Or vagwan ke saamne... Apne... Anguth ka.. Ahravag kaat ke... Khun se uski maanh var deti he. 

Dulha :

Log kehte hen..., agar khun se mang vara jae na... Wo rista janmo ka hota he... Or... Aj se tu mere lie reserved hui..... 

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. Sayad, ham logon ne us natak ko seriously le li thi. Or dusre din.. Ham mandir gae.. Or filmy style me.. Achanak.. Apne angutha pe... Jakhm dekhe.. Khun se uski mang varithi... 

Or usko apne lie reserve kia tha... 

***ye bol ke.. Me bahat jorse hasne... Laga... 

***reserve.... My foot... 

Ab dono alag bethne lage.... Matlab.. Wo.. Mere samne wale table pe... Kisi or ladki ke saath bethne lagi... 

Pata nahin... Kyon... Kisina kisiko... Riste me vow nahin dena jaroori ho jata he... 

Me usko bula bula ke thakti nahin thi.. Or wo mujhe... Sirf din me... Ek hi bar milti thi... 

Mujhe kavi kavi doubt rehta tha... Ki kya sach me...? Wo mujhe like nahin karti... 

Fir... Mujhe ye baat thoda gadbad laga... To me vi kam nahin tha...